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December 09, 2004
Today's News
Make sure you get your kid what he wants for Christmas, otherwise he may cut off your head with a butcher knife
Researchers invent cell phone that would only need to be charged once a year. Can't be released until they can all agree on which annoying ringtone it should use
Law of gravity apparently repealed. Man falls out of Mercedes' moon roof while driving
Canadians depend on luck for national security
Today's "40 dogs, 16 cats, 14 chickens, seven ducks, two monkeys, four goats, two burros, a rabbit and a potbellied pig in one house" story brought to you by Des Moines, IA
Posted by Ryan at December 9, 2004 07:19 PM
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